• my parents: I have such a attractive daughter
• my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
• people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato

marxisforbros:

So I was carrying a tiny black stool for the man that was going to cartwheel across the world, y’know, in case he wanted to sit down, but something terrible happened…

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selenarox:

Don’t herd me, no moreeee

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